Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Addictions-what is the difference between...


What is the difference between a crack addict and an alcoholic?  An alcoholic, when they steal your money, they just shrug their shoulders when confronted. "Oh, well, too bad," they say. A crack addict when they steal your money-they will help you look for it. 

Another difference:

A crack addict has a driver’s license and no automobile and an alcoholic has a car and no driver’s license. The druggie sells their car for drugs and the drunk is too stupid and drinks and drives and gets 1 too many DUI’s.

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